Damian and Janis’ response “oh you’ll get socialized alright. Cady explaining that her parents sent her to normal school so she can get socialized. Just don’t do it, promise? Okay, everybody take some rubbers.” I’m both ashamed and proud to say that I wrote that entire speech down before I watched this scene.ĩ. Don’t have in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up. Our introduction to pervy Coach Carr and his health class. Cady asks Janis if they’ll get in trouble for this and Janis says “why would we get you in trouble? We’re your friends.” Cady of course knew it was a bad idea but was desperate for friends and Janis knew that and took advantage of it. The immediate manipulation of Cady when Janis and Damian take Cady to her class in the back building which burned down in 1987.
Damian taking Cady through the school “New meat coming through!”ħ. What’s it made of?” “YOUR MOM’S CHEST HAIR.” (via giphy)Ħ. He’s almost too gay to function” and “Nice wig, Janis. Being officially introduced to Janis with two iconic lines “This is Damian. Cady walking through the lunch room for the first time and saying “Jambo” (hello in Swahili?) to the group of cool black hotties and them looking at her like she’s a freak with two heads.ĥ. Cady walking through the lunch room for the first time and that skeeze Jason asks his friend “did you see a nipple? It only counts if you see a nipple.” A quote I still people say today – it’s become a legitimate cultural rule.Ĥ. “Welcome!” “I’m from Michigan.” “Great.”ģ. The first of many incredible moments of larger social commentary from Tina Fey. Norbury welcomes the only black girl in the class instead of Cady. Duvall walks in to introduce Cady as the new girl from Africa and Ms. “Talk to me again and I’ll kick your ass”Ģ. When Cady walks into class on her first day of normal school after being homeschooled all her life and it’s already a set up for the rest of the movie: people are mean and don’t care about you.
I did my best to not just write the entire script. Here we go:ġ. Almost every quote I have written below I or someone I know has said in real life conversations at some point.
BURN BOOK MEAN GIRLS FUGLY SLUT MOVIE
I mean if people are still using Mean Girls quotes and celebrating October 3rd then the movie must still be relevant. Obviously, it was 2004 so not all of the jokes here have aged perfectly (cc: all of the gay jokes and using the R word all the time) but I still think this movie has aged pretty well. If you didn’t know even the most obscure of Mean Girls lines, it was weird. I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that my vocabulary from middle school through high school consisted majority of Mean Girls, She’s the Man and Parent Trap quotes. In honor of one of the seminal movies of my (and thousands of others) teenage years, I decided to list 74 of my favorite moments and quotes from the 2004 classic. It’s October 3rd so you know what that means people: It’s unofficial, official Mean Girls day.
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